The Madness of King Donald (Part CCXVIII…)

May 22, 2020 at 4:00 pm (Uncategorized)

To be honest, I’m trying to cut down on the amount of Trump news coverage I consume. But it’s difficult. Especially when

a. like coronavirus, it’s all anyone talks about

b. you’re not sure whether he’s just trolling, or he’s a complete idiot ( or both)

So many times this year I’ve been about to catalogue a few days worth of Trumpisms, only to realize there’s half a dozen more to take into account. Just this week

  • At a Ford plant, I wore a mask, but I didn’t want to give you the pleasure of seeing me in it (I really thought this was a “my girlfriend goes to another school, you don’t know here”, but apparently he did wear it)
  • Apparently not knowing what per capita means
  • Seemingly not being about to explain the difference between testing positive and testing negative (In all fairness this struck me as an attempt to troll that got away from him – he trolled himself)
  • Noting that the US had so many cases because they tested so much (no, you have the same number of cases whether or not you test)
  • And when was it he seemed completely flummoxed by how Katie Miller tested positive (one minute she was fine, and then she wasn’t – that’s a problem with tests – or maybe you’re confusing a test with a preventative)
  • Probably in the time it took me to type this there’s more…

I recommend Sarah Cooper’s twitter feed (it’s a public account – you don’t need to be on twitter to watch it) Her lip-syncing Trump might not solve any problems, but it makes me feel better

1 Comment

  1. fischerzed said,

    Forgot to mention the weird reference to notorious anti-semite Henry Ford’s “Good bloodline.” WTF?

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